hercules/heracles?

Hercules. The well known Disney hero. Hahahahahahaha!!! he made me laugh. Ok, he's a good person, mayb, but, but i'm talking bout his background. OMG!!!

Everyone knows that Hercules is the son of Zeus, right? But, anyone knows who's his mother is? hahahahahaha.... His mother is Alcmene, a great grand daughter of Zeus!?!!! Zeus changed himself into someone(i forgot his name)(i think that person is Alcmene's boyfriend or smthg lah... haha...) and he mate wih his own great grand daughter! Zeus u pervert! he even made one day into three days, his "happy time". urghh... disgusting Zeus. LoL...

And there u have, an offspring of Zeus is done =.="